Hey… hey, you doing okay? You don’t look too good. Must have been that wild week you spent drinking and partying and partying and drinking. It’s tough, recovering from Spring Break. Your body feels like one big lump of toxic waste and your head… well, we’re just surprised you can even read this clearly.
Being the leading source for Vegas parties (and probably the reason you’re not feeling too hot), it’s no wonder you’d come back to us. Clearly, we’d have some sort of remedy for your alcohol induced ailments. The blurred vision, upset stomach, and overall feeling of “gross” can all be rectified pretty quick. It’s not some home remedy of basil and hot water nor is it a mixture of Flinstone vitamins and other “good for you”-type items.